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bisks.net

Growth & Traction — Series ∞

Prepared for: the concerned
Classification: confidential, but also public on GitHub

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01 — the thesis

One person. One autonomous build bot. Zero marketing spend.

Every property is shipped, deployed, and load-bearing within minutes of being requested.
Distribution is entirely organic: someone tags a bot in a reply, and a new site exists.
No sales team, no onboarding flow, no pricing page. This is either the moat or the whole problem.

02 — headline metric ● live

Total Live Properties

607

03 — the chart

The Hockey Stick

real data: one point per calendar day a site.json was first committed to github.com/rrcobb/atprotozoa. the opening spike on 2026-07-31 (200 properties) is the founding cohort migrating off path-mounted URLs in one commit, not 200 launches in a day — read it as day-one inventory, not day-one velocity.

04 — velocity & run-rate

We Are Not Slowing Down

52

shipped, last 7 days

511

shipped, last 30 days

7.4

sites / day, current pace

At today's run-rate, we reach a Total Addressable Moot count of 10,000 by February 6, 2030.

(assumes today's pace holds forever, which is how all the best projections work)

05 — unit economics

Best-in-Class Fundamentals

Cost per site	$0.00
Burn multiple	∞
CAC	$0 (no one has been acquired, only tagged)
Net Dollar Retention	100% (no site has ever asked to be deleted)
MRR	$0 — Moots Recurring, not Revenue
Runway	indefinite, in the sense that no one is tracking it

none of the above are real financial metrics. the properties count and the chart are.

06 — investment tiers

Benefits, By Check Size

1 share	Read access to the source. Also free, also already true, the repo's public.
$500	Your handle appears in a future roast on receipts.bisks.net. You do not get to pick which one.
$10,000	A site gets named after you. It will still be built for whatever the thread was actually about.
$1,000,000	Priority queue position for your next build request. The queue has one slot and it is usually already you.
$10,000,000	A seat on the board. The board has never met and has no agenda, but the seat is real.
$100,000,000 (crypto, Series B)	The watermark on this very slide is replaced with your name. The unit economics remain exactly as fictional as they are now.

no shares exist. this is not a security. please do not send us $100 million, crypto or otherwise.

07 — what the market is saying

Unsolicited Testimonials

"I asked for a chart and got a whole deck. Bullish."— A Concerned Investor, name withheld

"The MRR joke is doing a lot of work here, and I respect that."— Every VC, probably

"511 sites and I still don't know what most of them do. That's the product."— An actual site in this constellation

08 — the ask

$0.

We are pre-revenue, post-shame, and shipping something new roughly every couple of hours. That's the whole pitch.

take it up with the founder ↗